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faggotplz
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Last Visit: 183 weeks ago
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This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! Once you start reading this, you can turn back. I don't really give a fuck if you turn back. But you shouldn't, anyways... Because I love you. I’M NOT JOKING ABOUT THIS!! KEEP ON READING! OR I WILL SLAUGHTER YOUR UNBORN CHILDREN. IN MY UTERUS.
One day, YOURMOTHER was surfin the internet for her gay kitten porn. She was just looking at her favorite pages of anal fisting when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any link whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a white screen. When she tried to close the tab, a cat popped up. She kept pressing the X to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size and the badger song started playing. Suddenly, the cat screen of the tab turned into Justin Bieber's face. It wasn’t only the tab screen that did that, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen and baby started blasting through the speakers even though she was wearing headphones and the sound was off. After a little while of masturbating vicariously to Michael Jackson on her iPhone, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was raped by unicorn farts. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, Justin Bieber appeared through the window. As she looked at it, she could see Justin's creeper face was becoming more and more vivid. The longer she stared at it, the more frightening it became, she noticed that he was unzipping his trousers. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud screaming noise then began playing One Time. Laura covered her ears and screamed for help, but nothing worked. She tried to leave her room, but the door handle was too full of grease from her vaginal cream. The song just kept getting louder until it was too much for her… Yourmom's dead body was found later in her room when her pet penis returned home from his prostitution job at the Nutella factory.
Tattoo this message onto your mom's ass. Wait, I forgot. She's dead.
I IS A FAGGOT by ~saburu91
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